my wishes

• a 20 foot black monolith constructed anywhere in West Yorkshire with an inscription of 'FROM WHERE I CAME I SHALL RETURN'
• my ashes to be spread across the grounds of the monolith
• a person to keep in contact with via the monolith, a close relative.
• someone to hold a form of contact such as an email or telephone number for enquiries about the monolith, and for this person to keep all of my close personal belongings safe from harm until the right time comes
• make this shit go on the news after i die so that if i were to be reincarnated in another body i'd somehow stumble across it or something